Who is BAD?
Dr BAD® 🥼
Dr BAD® can make you SICK!?!
Dr BAD became humankind's most preposterously renowned expert on posiitude. "My goal is to make society less full of shit, ‘cause it stinks!” says the odiferous Dr BAD.
Dr BAD has perfected the mastery of alchemy, making outlandish claims and promoting the obvious, yet always on point, without the usual crap. The root of this weird science is selling posiitude subdermally. Never bad, always Michael Jackson’s BAD. The Dr can be full of it…you can bet Dr got Facts.
The very SICK Dr BAD is backed by very real science, an authentic 30-year long study by Harvard that proves people that approach life from a positive perspective, actually live 12 years longer than negative people1, and Dr BAD says they are cool as shit.
Dr BAD worked for several hundred years with well endowed scientists, alchemists, witches, and wizards—Einstein, Martha, Newton, Potter, Sabrina, Frankenstein, Ella, Pasteur, Snoop, Hertz-–all researching and together discovering the snake-oil potion which has become the very good Dr BAD’s proprietary cure-all, trademarked as the world-renowned…ANTI-bad® Technology. Dr BAD definitely has artificial intelligence!?!
The wild Dr BAD is the funniest mad-scientist, who delivers luck, pleasure and energy to all within smelling distance. You can stink deliciously SICK!?!2
Dr BAD is the founder, Chief Medical Officer & BADass at DBAD Labs.
With DBAD Labs and the very good Dr BAD’s groundbreaking research, you too can have superhuman steez!
Warning/Disclaimer: This content is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment.
DBAD Labs' preposterous lies and misrepresentations are based on a real 30-year long Harvard study that concludes that positive/optimistic humans live 12-years longer than dicks, douchebags and dumbasses!?!
Footnotes:
1 Want to Live 12 Years Longer? A 30-Year Study Says Embracing an Optimism Mindset Is a Major Predictor of Longevity
https://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/live-longer-be-more-optimistic-build-relationships-optimism-mindset-predict-longevity-importance-of-relationships-visualization.html
2 While hydrogen sulfide gas is harmful in large doses, the study suggests that "a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria”. Time reports
https://amp.barstoolsports.com/blog/172165/study-says-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health
3 16 Reasons to Smooch: How Kissing Benefits Your Health:
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-kissing
Dr BAD® can make you SICK!?!
Dr BAD became humankind's most preposterously renowned expert on posiitude. "My goal is to make society less full of shit, ‘cause it stinks!” says the odiferous Dr BAD.
Dr BAD has perfected the mastery of alchemy, making outlandish claims and promoting the obvious, yet always on point, without the usual crap. The root of this weird science is selling posiitude subdermally. Never bad, always Michael Jackson’s BAD. The Dr can be full of it…you can bet Dr got Facts.
The very SICK Dr BAD is backed by very real science, an authentic 30-year long study by Harvard that proves people that approach life from a positive perspective, actually live 12 years longer than negative people1, and Dr BAD says they are cool as shit.
Dr BAD worked for several hundred years with well endowed scientists, alchemists, witches, and wizards—Einstein, Martha, Newton, Potter, Sabrina, Frankenstein, Ella, Pasteur, Snoop, Hertz-–all researching and together discovering the snake-oil potion which has become the very good Dr BAD’s proprietary cure-all, trademarked as the world-renowned…ANTI-bad® Technology. Dr BAD definitely has artificial intelligence!?!
The wild Dr BAD is the funniest mad-scientist, who delivers luck, pleasure and energy to all within smelling distance. You can stink deliciously SICK!?!2
Dr BAD is the founder, Chief Medical Officer & BADass at DBAD Labs.
With DBAD Labs and the very good Dr BAD’s groundbreaking research, you too can have superhuman steez!
Warning/Disclaimer: This content is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment.
DBAD Labs' preposterous lies and misrepresentations are based on a real 30-year long Harvard study that concludes that positive/optimistic humans live 12-years longer than dicks, douchebags and dumbasses!?!
Footnotes:
1 Want to Live 12 Years Longer? A 30-Year Study Says Embracing an Optimism Mindset Is a Major Predictor of Longevity
https://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/live-longer-be-more-optimistic-build-relationships-optimism-mindset-predict-longevity-importance-of-relationships-visualization.html
2 While hydrogen sulfide gas is harmful in large doses, the study suggests that "a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria”. Time reports
https://amp.barstoolsports.com/blog/172165/study-says-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health
3 16 Reasons to Smooch: How Kissing Benefits Your Health:
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-kissing
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